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If Foreigners Could Write

You know those spam e-mails you get where they tell you they are only sending you e-mails because you’ve requested them, and if you want to stop receiving their e-mails, just click here to unsubscribe?

Don’t do it, because all it does is serve to give them confirmation that your e-mail address is an active, valid address, which is worth more money to e-mail address farmers.

You can always tell when these thieves are from another country, because they don’t even take a fledgling stab at our way of speaking.

Here’s one I got today (along with a picture of a gal with an admittedly nice figure in a blue bikini, thank you):

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2 Comments

  1. …sounds like some of the descriptions on American products, purchased overseas…”What was that, again?!”

  2. Here’s where some of them come from.
    http://www.engrish.com
    “Harmony Feelings in Life Scream”

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